Insanity plus some

thewalkingassbutt: When on tumblr: When in public THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:33:23 -0400

When on tumblr:

When in public

THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more than this.

the-dual-trio: a-drunk-person: i-said-kneel-before-me: cyber-e...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:29:01 -0400

the-dual-trio:

a-drunk-person:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

k

i would be tripping over my self constantly :D

bromanceshmomance: they literally were walking towards each other and singing “I Don’t Wanna Miss...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:02 -0400

bromanceshmomance:

they literally were

walking towards each other

and singing “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” at least twice

(boo Harry’s head was cut off the second time)

(x)

nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:07:06 -0400

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

Mrs. Kim: That is chocolate covered death.

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:05:09 -0400

Mrs. Kim: That is chocolate covered death.
Rory: With a creamy caramel surprise

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:03:59 -0400

universeinacup: Best couple ever

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:52:28 -0400

universeinacup:

Best couple ever

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:13:09 -0400

pleatedjeans: cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:09:17 -0400

pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

wizyoshi: My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove....

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:59:29 -0400

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:50:40 -0400

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

Ahhh!! Baby Jared!!! Who is Dean in this which makes everything confusing!

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:11:44 -0400

Ahhh!! Baby Jared!!! Who is Dean in this which makes everything confusing!

richard-sp8-jr: the-fandoms-are-cool: gambler-x: im-the-doctor...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:10:39 -0400

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER.

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:07:02 -0400

sammydeanpluscas: sherlawkward: sassy-fox: ackleyte: mmm by...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:59:32 -0400

sammydeanpluscas:

sherlawkward:

sassy-fox:

ackleyte:

mmm by ~pompei77

Indeed.

Biggest

I don’t remember this photo shoo- OH MY FUCKING GOD.

wait.. what

wait is this… art? ARE YOU SERIOUS. I AM SO DONE.

somEONE DREW THAT WHAT THE FUCK

Hello and welcome to my night of gilmore girls and (possibly)...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:58:55 -0400

Hello and welcome to my night of gilmore girls and (possibly) writing

down-in-the-rabbit-hole: toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:43:09 -0400

down-in-the-rabbit-hole:

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

mamitomoeshasmoved:

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:06:08 -0400

mamitomoeshasmoved:

thefogofwar: “Hᴇʟʟᴏ… Dᴇᴀɴ.” ♠

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:51:39 -0400

thefogofwar:

“Hᴇʟʟᴏ… Dᴇᴀɴ.”

♠

team-winchester: Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:50:35 -0400

team-winchester:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”

and still no oscar